deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad


(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


hazelshaw:

TFIOS renowned lines: Hazel Grace  


pr1nceshawn:

Masculine Ways to Do Feminine Things by Dave Mercier.

flaignhan:

BREAKING NEWS: BBC shocked to learn that footage heavily edited to look like a scandal will be interpreted as scandalous by its audience.

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

(Source: benadryls)

redgowans:

films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng

sonianeverlime:

sleepy-tanuki:

A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..image

LETS BECOME DIABETES

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

just saying

durianhedgehog:

when male characters harden themselves in order to survive and move on after traumatic experiences they’re called heroes

when female characters harden themselves in order to survive and move on after traumatic experiences they’re called bitches

  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food

pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

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IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS