• 911: 911, What is your emergency?
  • Me: YES, HELLO? THEY'RE RELEASING THE HOBBIT TRAILER TOMORROW.
  • 911: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MA'AM JUST STAY CALM, WE'LL GET AN AMBULANCE TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. SHIT SON.

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

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phan-or-gtfo:

when you get your eyeliner perfect

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fuhrisky:

Gale didn’t just not end up with Katniss though he got completely cut out of her life. They were best friends and depended on each other to keep their families alive.

I don’t care if you don’t like Gale or what but don’t tell me that’s not fucking tragic as hell. Especially since we never find out what happened to Gale. His story just stops after we find out he goes to live in Two, and as far as we know he never gets to see his best friend again.

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab


fucksubtle:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

Reformation 2: The Aliening


rememberwhenfob:

Couldn’t help myself.



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me

(Source: catpissneverclean)

whereisyourbirdtonight:

it’s not a band it’s a metaphor

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